- You have ever responded "yes" to the question, "What have you got in there, rocks?"
- You have ever taken a 22-passenger van over "roads" that were really intended only for cattle.
- You have ever found yourself trying to explain to airport security that a rock hammer isn't really a weapon.
- Your rock garden is located inside your house.
- You have ever hung a picture using a Brunton as a level!
- Your collection of beer cans and/or beer bottles rivals the size of your rock collection.
- You consider a "recent event" to be anything that has happened in the last hundred thousand years.
- Your photos include people ONLY for scale and you have more pictures of your rock hammer and lens cap than of your family.
- You have ever been on a field trip that included scheduled stops at a gravel pit and/or liquor store.
- You have ever uttered the phrase "have you tried licking it" with NO sexual connotations involved!
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